“The way I saw it, if my students were willing to pretend I was a teacher, the least I could do was… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“I found the right (Valentine) card to send her. On the cover there were hearts, and it said, "Here's hoping you'll soon… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“My new story collection won’t please everyone, nor was it meant to. Then again, not everybody lives in my world. If they… — Ted Gargiulo Copy Share Image
“To a very strange lizard, found by the gardener of the Belvedere, he [Leonardo] fastened some wings with a mixture of quicksilver… — Girogio Vasari Copy Share Image
I know how to play comedy when it's needed. So even when it's really not there, my facial expressions are really great.… — LisaRaye McCoy-Misick Copy Share Image
Humoring them costs nothing and adds to happiness in a world in which happiness is always in short supply. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“When all else fails...try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn't work...have another.” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
“What’s wrong?” Billy’s question had me looking up. My second-oldest brother was already dressed for work in his suit and tie. “And shouldn’t you be fishing with Hank?”… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
Good humor and laughter are far too wonderful not to come straight from the heart of God. — Beth Moore Copy Share Image
“But this is something new!' said Mrs. Munt, who collected new ideas as a squirrel collects nuts, and was especially attracted by… — E.M. Forster Copy Share Image
“I had always dreamed of being a professional escort but never thought that there was any real money in it.” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Laughter erupted from her belly and shot out her mouth like pigeons through an open cage door, schoolchildren bursting into summer vacation,… — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever. — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
“College = A place where you spend a ton of money for a piece of paper that says you're qualified.” — Korey Miracle Copy Share Image
A lot of people into Tool, for some reason, are not interested in humor. — Maynard James Keenan Copy Share Image
I will say that as I get older and calmer and quieter in my own self, the one quality in a woman… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
There's a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And - but first… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers. — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
