“Carisoprodol. Comes in a white tablet like a big-ass vitamin, 350 mg of muscle liquefier for those tense, recovering athletes and furniture… — Craig Clevenger Copy Share Image
“Maatsuyker, the wild island south of Tasmania where it rained most days of the year and the chickens blew into the sea… — M.L. Stedman Copy Share Image
“I would have stolen it for you, had I known you were interested." His voice was muffled by the door to the… — Laurie R. King Copy Share Image
Because he knows you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
It's kind of a camaraderie in the comedy community, people are kind of proud of how badly they go down sometimes, and… — Amy Hoggart Copy Share Image
“Pammy surges out of her seat, arm straining for the sky. She will apparently pee herself if she's not allowed to answer… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
God displayed a sense of humor when he configured the region between our legs an entertainment complex built around a sewage system. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“I have a dark sense of humor,' Fanny explained. 'What's that supposed to mean?' asked Honor. 'It means I'm funny once you… — Allegra Goodman Copy Share Image
There is this idea in comedy that you don't want to look like you care about your appearance because that takes away… — Steve Howey Copy Share Image
Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding."… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.” — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“One thing that I used to believe that has stuck with me is, of course, that farts are funny. Burps, too. Sneezes,… — Greg Knauss Copy Share Image
You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny. — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“Holy crap, you are like a dog with a bone,” I commented to Ryan. “Or just one with a boner.” — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
“Nick felt a tear rise to his eye at the thought of the child's utter innocence of hangovers.” — Alan Hollinghurst Copy Share Image
Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the… — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
“The Nevernever," she murmured, almost to herself, "I'm in the Nevernever. I'm in freaking faeryland.” — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
Comedy aims at representing men as worse, Tragedy as better than in actual life. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
. . .a sense of humor can be a great help-particularly a sense of humor about (oneself). William Howard Taft joked about… — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
London represents the idea that someone pulled away the set from my life and replaced it with another. 'Here is your new… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I think it would be so fun to do some kind of comedy, something - I'm not exactly sure, but something like… — Eva Mendes Copy Share Image
