Humor Quotes by Missouri Dalton

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“The one Jack had picked up was clearly of the flower/nature variety if he was vomiting foliage.”

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“I'm not saying she was all bad, just on days ending with Y.”

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“Whoever made Freud a vampire is getting a stake in the heart.”

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