Humor Quote by Missouri Dalton Download Open image ““Whoever made Freud a vampire is getting a stake in the heart.”” — Missouri Dalton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Sometimes a wooden stake is just a wooden stake. - Vampire Sigmund Freud” — Frank Lesser Copy Share Image
“Myth: A stake through the heart will kill a vampire. Truth: Well, duh. It would kill anyone.” — Kimberly Pauley Copy Share Image
“The vampires took everything from me, but I'm looking into the eyes of one who has the power to give me back a reason… — J.A. London Copy Share Image
“My mom was a phlebotomist who drove all over creation drawing people’s blood. Sort of a transient medical vampire.” — Chris Cannon Copy Share Image
“And the nice thing about a stake through the heart was that it also worked on non-vampires.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“An evil vampire would not have such a black pit of pain and remorse hidden in his heart. He wouldn’t know the meaning of… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
“It was about time she woke up to reality and realized that there was more to being a vampire than just feeding from blood.” — Elaine White Copy Share Image
“No, but as a vampire, I'm able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy.” — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“Huh, a lovers quarrel with a vampire- seems like a fantastic idea!” — Joann I. Martin Sowles Copy Share Image
“Two years ago if a vampire bothered someone I just went out and staked the son of a bitch. Now I had to get… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Of course when she finally found someone that listened to her, understood her, and was motivated by her to do better with himself, he… — Inger Iversen Copy Share Image
“He thought about that visionary lady. To die, he thought, never knowing the fierce joy and attendant comfort of a loved one's embrace. To… — Richard Matheson Copy Share Image
“The one Jack had picked up was clearly of the flower/nature variety if he was vomiting foliage.” — Missouri Dalton Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
