Quote by Terry Pratchett

“Nevertheless, he picked up a piece of smashed chair. It had splintered nicely. And the nice thing about a stake through the heart was…

— Terry Pratchett

“Myth: A stake through the heart will kill a vampire. Truth: Well, duh. It would kill anyone.”

— Kimberly Pauley

“(Sorry, we made vampires; it seemed like a good idea at the time.)”

— Justin Cronin

“No, it wasn’t vampires—vampires don’t exist. Angels destroyed them all decades ago, every last sparkly one of them, and you’re welcome.”

— Skyla Madi

“Vampires didn't faint like Southern belles at the sight of blood.”

— Flynn Meaney

“Huh, a lovers quarrel with a vampire- seems like a fantastic idea!”

— Joann I. Martin Sowles

“Do you believe in vampires? Not the sparkly variety.”

— Sarah Beth Durst

“I rather like the fact that women are so into vampires though. I suppose if it wasn’t for Sparkly the neighborhood vampire that would…

— Cyma Rizwaan Khan

“Neither you, nor me, are "just vampires." Being vampires is just a part of what we are. There is no need to feel bound…

— Ohmi Tomu

“Life is a killer on the other side of the stake. Especially if your a vampire or a slayer.”

— Heather Brewer

“It was about time she woke up to reality and realized that there was more to being a vampire than just feeding from blood.”

— Elaine White

“Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair.”

— Alycia Linwood