“Did you know? There are three major milestones in human evolution. One, the discovery of fire; two, the invention of the wheel; three, the creation of budget airlines.” — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
“The revelation that I’m destined to meet many virgins from the East and the promise of limitless love they hold in their bosoms gives me strength, fortitude, and tenacity—and the wisdom to know that all three are synonyms.” — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
“Tomorrows needn’t be bad. Maybe they hold the brightest of our days – the compensation for what we had never had.” — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
“Swim, crawl, stagger, walk, bend, stagger and gone – that’s life in simple terms, and all that matters here is how well we fought.” — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
“an ascetic might be a pauper, but he has ashrams where love, happiness, and prosperity overflow.” — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
“The best way to make a line appear shorter without touching it is to draw a longer line next to it. It works with… — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
“I meditate fourteen hours a day—two hours out of bed and twelve hours in bed. The mortals call it sleeping, but the enlightened are… — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
“Did you know? There are three major milestones in human evolution. One, the discovery of fire; two, the invention of the wheel; three, the… — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
“The goodness of people depends on the intentions of their brains and not on their religion or ancestry.” — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
“The nineteen-seater Twin Otters offer three significant advantages: one, they can take off and land on the short runways common in mountainous terrains; two,… — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
“I realize three things: one, I want a tantric massage, but I don’t want to be nude; two, I want the union of masculine… — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
