Humor Quotes by Lewis Carroll

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.

— Lewis Carroll

“I'm very much afraid I didn't mean anything but nonsense.”

— Lewis Carroll

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”

— Lewis Carroll

“The Jury had each formed a different view Long before the indictment was read And they all spoke at once so that…

— Lewis Carroll

Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing-- turn your toes out when you walk--- And remember…

— Lewis Carroll

'Make a remark,' said the Red Queen; 'it's ridiculous to leave all the conversation to the pudding!'

— Lewis Carroll

“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”

— Lewis Carroll

“Why it's simply impassible! Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible? Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!”

— Lewis Carroll

"Write that down," the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and…

— Lewis Carroll

“Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone,…

— Lewis Carroll

While the laughter of joy is in full harmony with our deeper life, the laughter of amusement should be kept apart from…

— Lewis Carroll

“The twelve jurors were all writing very busily on the slates. "What are they doing?" Alice whispered to the Gryphon. "They can't…

— Lewis Carroll

“Cheshire Puss,' she began, rather timidly, as she did not at all know whether it would like the name: however, it only…

— Lewis Carroll

“Suddenly the Professor started as if he had been electrified. "Why, I had nearly forgotten the most important part of the entertainment!…

— Lewis Carroll

“I don't know what you mean by 'glory,' " Alice said. Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. "Of course you don't—till I tell you. I…

— Lewis Carroll

“You are sad," the Knight said in an anxious tone: "let me sing you a song to comfort you." "Is it very…

— Lewis Carroll