Humor Quotes by Jenny McCarthy

If you give us a safe vaccine, we'll use it. It shouldn't be polio versus autism.

— Jenny McCarthy

My flights delayed and I found a pube in my sushi. Good times at the airport.

— Jenny McCarthy

Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not.

— Jenny McCarthy

“The modern term is called “being a bitch” but the Indians call it “being in your power.” I liked the sound of their beliefs…

— Jenny McCarthy

The idea that vaccines are a primary cause of autism is not as crackpot as some might wish. Autism's 60-fold rise in 30 years…

— Jenny McCarthy

I went to an all-girls Catholic school. And all the nuns just breathed down our necks "abstinence." And that's not the right thing to…

— Jenny McCarthy

For a seriously autistic kid, the best prognosis might be getting into a mainstream school without being too much of a shadow. For a…

— Jenny McCarthy

The reason why the medical community is reluctant to talk about it is because there's such a huge business in pharmaceuticals.

— Jenny McCarthy

I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don't become cured from a bus accident, but you can recover.

— Jenny McCarthy

You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare.

— Jenny McCarthy

Why do other first world countries give children so many fewer vaccines than we do? Vaccines save lives, but might be harming some children.…

— Jenny McCarthy

We can either continue to collectively stand on the sidelines and debate what is causing autism and if it is an epidemic or we…

— Jenny McCarthy