“If I ever have to see something like that again," he told us, "I will retire and raise dachshunds.” — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Deborah's little house was lavishly decorated in I-have-no-life modern.” — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Doakes had a first name! It was Albert - had anyone ever really called him that? Unthinkable. I had assumed his name… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“It didn't seem like Sergeant Doakes would give up before my conversion to a beer-bellied sofa ornament was complete, and I could… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Dexter,' Debs said, jerking her head at me. 'Get some smelling salts or something. You and Deke help her up.' (...) Deke… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Vince and I had reached the point where there was nothing else we could think of to do with the taco wrapper,… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine." I looked over at my answering machine. Sure enough,… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Dexter the Magnificent, who doth bestride the world like a Colossus, many lovely corpses at his feet, brought to you in live… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“We don't get to pick our kin. The best we can hope for is to survive them...” — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
I had killed our careful relationship by driving my tongue through its heart and pushing it off a cliff. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Deborah led me away from it and over to the far end of the room. “Dexter,” she said, “promise me you didn’t kill this… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Detective, I don't know where the boyfriend is, really," I said. And it was true, considering tide, current, and the habits of marine scavengers.… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
In that tremendous flash of freedom, on my way to do The Thing for the first time, sanctioned by Almighty Harry, I receded, faded… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“It would be much too difficult for anyone to get in and out of this area, especially if they were carrying questionable loads of… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
