Humor Quote by Jeff Lindsay

“My name is Jayden Van Rijn, sergeant second class.”

— Dan Wells

“Legitimate First watched them go as they walked away. Sergeant Colon felt he was being measured up. "I've always wondered about his name," said…

— Terry Pratchett

“Crap. No one's ever called me dorkina before. Derivative of dork. Not good.”

— Cynthia Hand

“It didn't seem like Sergeant Doakes would give up before my conversion to a beer-bellied sofa ornament was complete, and I could see nothing…

— Jeff Lindsay

“Thinking of me?” Colonel Friedrich stepped into his office. “Hardly,” Cinderella said. “Ensign Kurt tells me you called me by my name,” he said,…

— K.M. Shea

“When did a name ever change what someone is ?”

— Brenna Yovanoff

“Do you think that's a good idea, sir?' 'Yes, sergeant, I do. It was one of mine.”

— Terry Pratchett

“It wasn’t hard to spot Dolph. Pete McKinnon was standing with them. It was like walking towards two small mountains. Dolph”

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and last names mixed up.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He gave them nicknames, including a series of people he assigned the name Stupid.”

— C.J. Chivers

“Dopey Don Jr. (Fredo, as Steve Bannon would dub him, in one of his frequent Godfather borrowings) was simply trying to prove he was…

— Michael Wolff

“Sergeant Tin said it would be easier to just call you Corporal. She said you go back and forth, promoted one day and busted…

— Henry V. O'Neil