“Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant to banish.” — Elsie Love Copy Share Image
“Every day I'm eternally grateful that when everyone else turned right, I made a wide left.” — Elsie Love Copy Share Image
“Every day I'm eternally grateful that when everyone else went right, I made a wide, unprotected left.” — Elsie Love Copy Share Image
“If I didn't laugh, I'd rip out my hair, one graying strand at a time.” — Elsie Love Copy Share Image
“Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant to banish.” — Elsie Love Copy Share Image
