Humor Quotes by Cynthia Lewis

If you want to zoom down the expert slope tomorrow, you have to fall down the bunny slope today.

— Cynthia Lewis

Ten minutes is short if it's a recess and long if it's a punishment.

— Cynthia Lewis

If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.

— Cynthia Lewis

Even babies like to grab for things just beyond their reach.

— Cynthia Lewis

You can either keep peddling, get off the bike or fall over.

— Cynthia Lewis

Don't expect a stranger to wipe your nose.

— Cynthia Lewis

The path you're on looks different when you turn around.

— Cynthia Lewis

You don't get to decide your part in the school play, but you do get to decide whether or not you play it well.

— Cynthia Lewis

The teacher can always tell when you did your homework on the bus.

— Cynthia Lewis

A tiny hole can empty a great big bucket.

— Cynthia Lewis

Don't say "The last one there is a rotten egg": unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you.

— Cynthia Lewis

Look at the footprints you've made.

— Cynthia Lewis