Funny Quote by Cynthia Lewis Download Open image “One thing you can't pretend to be is funny.” — Cynthia Lewis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Inspirational Love One thing Personality
Don't pretend to be something you're not, becuase you ARE what you pretend to be. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're gonna pretend to be something, then you have to at least live up to what it is. — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
Why pretend to be something you're not? If you have to be someone, be someone no one else is. — Terry Brooks Copy Share Image
I'm funny when I want to be. And I'm even funny when I don't want to be. — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
Trying to be funny is arguably the least funny thing you can do. — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
You can't pretend to be witty because wit is dry, subtle, lacerating, cynical, elitist, and risque - all impossible to fake. Humor, on the… — Florence King Copy Share Image
If you want to zoom down the expert slope tomorrow, you have to fall down the bunny slope today. — Cynthia Lewis Copy Share Image
Ten minutes is short if it's a recess and long if it's a punishment. — Cynthia Lewis Copy Share Image
You don't get to decide your part in the school play, but you do get to decide whether or not you play it well. — Cynthia Lewis Copy Share Image
Don't say "The last one there is a rotten egg": unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you. — Cynthia Lewis Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
