Humor Quotes by Carrie Fisher

“I don’t just want you to like me, I want to be one of the most joy-inducing human beings that you’ve ever encountered. I…

— Carrie Fisher

It creates community when you talk about private things and you can find other people that have the same things. Otherwise, I don't know,…

— Carrie Fisher

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.

— Carrie Fisher

The only one who didn't know was George Lucas. We kept it from him, because we wanted to see what his face looked like…

— Carrie Fisher

I was born imagining myself with an apron on, with pies cooling on the window sill and babies crying upstairs. I thought that all…

— Carrie Fisher

“If wishes were horses mine would be glue -”

— Carrie Fisher

I think of my body as a side effect of my mind.

— Carrie Fisher

“I thought you might supply some tenderness I lacked But out of all the things I offered you took my breath away and now…

— Carrie Fisher

I have the ability, occasionally, of being able to step out and see who you think I could end up being. And I like…

— Carrie Fisher

It creates community when you talk about private things and you can find other people that have the same things.

— Carrie Fisher

He's a very strange guy, my father. I can't get mad at him because he's so adorable.

— Carrie Fisher

Sometimes I feel like I've got my nose pressed up against the window of a bakery, only I'm the bread.

— Carrie Fisher

He doesn't move his face when he talks. His eyes are like shark eyes. Dead.

— Carrie Fisher

“So it stood to reason that if I could disappoint my own father—if I couldn’t get my own father to love me enough to…

— Carrie Fisher

Here's how men think. Sex, work - and those are reversible, depending on age - sex, work, food, sports and lastly, begrudgingly, relationships. And…

— Carrie Fisher