“I like pink." Lucius sniffed. "It's just red's sorry, weak cousin.” — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“ Were you even aware that one could rent clothes, Vasile? Does it not seem a bit...cringe inducing? ” — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“No, Lucius is harmless,' I fibbed. If you don't count the fact that he thinks he's a warrior prince representing a semi-cannibalistic… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“P.S. What the hell. Why not sign off with the traditional American greeting? "Merry Christmas," Uncle Vasile. "Happy holidays to you." P.P.S.… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“Why?" "Because...because he's so tall ," Mindy explained, like height was proof of good character. "And did I mention European?" "Yes. It's… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“Jessica: If we only have daughters? Lucius: If we have only daughters, I will be the happiest vampire alive. For I have come to… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“Lucius smiled a little. "You do have a will of your own." The smile faded. "This is not the time to use it.” — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“Must we vampires always resort to violence so quickly? Could we not just all sit down over a "refreshing Bud Light" and "just chill,"… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“You're a wrestler, right, Jake?" Dad asked, passing Jake more saag. My parents were in an Indian food phase. The evening's entree consisted of… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“As you know, I have always been curious about our immortality... how it feels to live on and on through time....I need speculate no… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“It is strange how love is a source for power––can spur the desire to fight to the death, or to fight back from something… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“Why did I sign up for this?' 'Because we grow by challenging ourselves.” — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“Yes. It's so much better to be stalked by a tall European than an American of average height.” — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image