A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
My mom still tells me not to talk to strangers. Im 22 mom, I dont talk to strangers, I sleep with them. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Scared the postman by going to the door naked. Im not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I hate when people dont watch where Im going when Im walking and texting. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, Im here! Under your jacket! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Life is like toilet paper, youre either on a roll or youre taking sh!t from some @sshole! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
It's the lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believe in myself. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
You are the twinkle of my eyes; The smile on my lips; The joy of my face; Without you I am incomplete. Relationship doesnt… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
EXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I love that since the day you came into my life, everything's been perfect. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
3 2 = one heart praying 4 you. 1 + 1= two eyes looking for you. 3+2= five senses missing you. 4+3= seven days… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Each and every day, I try to make some sense of this. What you mean to me, I know it could be serious. Each… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option? — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
An important element of friendship is communication, and thats the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone. Because I… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Do you ever get the feeling that youre being watched? Because if its bothering you, Ill stop. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
