Humor Quotes by Amy Neftzger

I don’t have to be logical. I’m a leopard. We’re considered wild animals, you know. (Spoken by Megan.)

— Amy Neftzger

All great roads are paved with uncomfortable memories.

— Amy Neftzger

“Hope always blooms.”

— Amy Neftzger

The worst kind of brokenness is the kind that you don’t know you have.

— Amy Neftzger

It doesn’t take objectivity to know what you want, and you’re not objective enough to know what you need.

— Amy Neftzger

I don’t have to be logical. I’m a leopard. We’re considered wild animals, you know.

— Amy Neftzger

“If miracles were easy, the would be everywhere.”

— Amy Neftzger

Memories are not always the best measure of things.

— Amy Neftzger

Choices are powerful things. In fact, they're more powerful than most things.

— Amy Neftzger

Quests are a huge inconvenience. Don't let anyone tell you differently, even if that person has experience. The problem is that people forget the…

— Amy Neftzger

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?

— Amy Neftzger

Death is only as strong as you believe it to be.

— Amy Neftzger