Sometimes this high-tech world calls for low-tech solutions. — Christopher Moore Lows Copy Share Image
“Scratch a cynic and you will find a disappointed romantic.” — Christopher Moore Cynic Copy Share Image
“I know you're busy dating actresses and psychopaths.” — Christopher Moore Actresses Copy Share Image
“pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity;” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Okey dokey, fire up the blender, let's make a furry-flurry smoothie out of that squirrel!” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Sophie marched away in rhythm to her new chant, "not in the butt - not in the butt - not in the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I don't read reviews if I know in advance they're negative, because I can't have my confidence undermined when I'm writing. — Christopher Moore Advance Copy Share Image
Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk — Christopher Moore Broken Copy Share Image
So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety. — Christopher Moore Charlie Copy Share Image
“*Okay, you make eating hos sound pretty. talk poetry to me, writer boy.*” — Christopher Moore Poetry Copy Share Image
“Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.” — Christopher Moore Anus Copy Share Image
“People thought I was one of those people who beats their kid in department stores.” “Don’t be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the… — Christopher Moore Parenting Copy Share Image
“Well, it is written, two out of three ain’t bad.” “Where is that written?” “Dalmatians 9:7, I think—doesn’t matter, no one else… — Christopher Moore Written Copy Share Image
“[Author's Notes] As I write this, September 2002, much about the humpback song is still unknown. (Although scientists do know that it… — Christopher Moore Books Copy Share Image
“Leathery bar girls worked the charter booths at the harbor, smoking Basic 100s and talking in voices that sounded like 151 rum… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
San Francisco is a breathtakingly beautiful city, with lots of great contrasts between dark and light, often overlapping each other. It's a… — Christopher Moore Beautiful Copy Share Image
“We've been rehearsing a classic from antiquity, Green Eggs and Hamlet , the story of a young prince of Denmark who goes… — Christopher Moore Breakfast Copy Share Image
“Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going… — Christopher Moore Brother Copy Share Image
“One day I was telling him that I thought that cars had replaced guns as phallic symbols for American men, and I… — Christopher Moore America Copy Share Image
“The hip-hop guy nodded curtly, like he knew that, and despite appearances to the contrary, he had not been trippin', but had,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Tommy had completely forgotten that he was horny. He had always been horny, and had accepted that he always would be horny.… — Christopher Moore Horny Copy Share Image
“Before we knew it a year had passed, then two more, and we were celebrating the passage of Joshua’s seventeenth birthday in… — Christopher Moore Birthday Copy Share Image
“Creep we did, until we were just outside the halo of firelight. Three bent-backed hags were walking a slow circle around a… — Christopher Moore Double Double Toil And Trouble Copy Share Image
“[...] Y'know, the Duchess Regan is living here at the tower now? I took your advice about not talking about her boffnacity… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“He preferred to not think of his mother as having hips. He preferred to not think of her as a woman at… — Christopher Moore Living things Copy Share Image
“I said,” said Lear, “most pernicious monstress, perfect in her perfidy!” Kent mimed a set of generous bosoms on himself and raised… — Christopher Moore Boobs Shrugged Copy Share Image
“No, inaction. Contemplation. Steadiness. Conservatism. A wall is the defense of a country that values inaction. But a wall imprisons the people… — Christopher Moore Inaction Copy Share Image
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