Quote by Christopher Moore

“I know my name's Squirrelpaw, but I never thought I'd wish that I WAS a squirrel!”

— Erin Hunter

“She’s nutty as squirrel poo.”

— J.K. Rowling

“When life gives you squirrels, your bound to be a little nuts!”

— Brenda Lochinger

“Me too!” Squirrelpaw”

— Erin Hunter

“Who uses crunchy peanut butter?” he asked the room. “You might as well eat squirrel shit.”

— Michael Thomas Ford

“Hell, I would kick a squirrel for some bacon.”

— Nessa Morgan

“So after I killed him and stowed his body next to the doe, I sampled his smoothie concoction in the parking lot and found…

— Kevin Hearne

“Mentally, my brain was hopping as wildly as a sugared-up squirrel,”

— Donna White Glaser

“So, you don’t care for squirrels, I take it.” He flashed his straight white teeth when he laughed again. “Oh no, she doesn’t.” Kitty…

— Amber Lynn Perry

“* Get one of those marvellous pink rabbit hand blenders. Like the ones I've seen on the late-night shopping channel.”

— Bridget Golightly

“Um, she’s meaner than a bag full of squirrels and twice as nuts.”

— Sherry D. Ficklin

“But this is something new!' said Mrs. Munt, who collected new ideas as a squirrel collects nuts, and was especially attracted by those that…

— E.M. Forster