Gay Quotes by Jon Stewart

This is what happens when you don't let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite.

— Jon Stewart

I thinking gay and straight people use the same putters, it's not a matter of putters but a matter of hole selection.

— Jon Stewart

Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.

— Jon Stewart

Apparently the only thing worse than a terrorist attack, is a gay man stopping it!

— Jon Stewart

Everyone knows if a Republican comes out of the closet and sees a gay shadow, it means six more years of a…

— Jon Stewart

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claims there are no homosexuals in Iran, just like there are no gay conservatives in the US.

— Jon Stewart

It's a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to have to make their case that they deserve the same…

— Jon Stewart

It's a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to have to make their case that they deserve the same…

— Jon Stewart

Bush proposed a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. Some saw the move as an attempt to preserve traditional values, while others…

— Jon Stewart

You talk about the Pro-Life movement being one of the great shames of our nation. I think, if you want number two,…

— Jon Stewart

I have the liberal dictionary right here...let's see how they define water-boarding: 'Something done by the evil troops, who we don't support,…

— Jon Stewart

I remember having a grade-school teacher I thought was a hard-ass. When you're that age, you think the guy is Himmler. Then…

— Jon Stewart

I'll tell you this: Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality. And the protections that we have, for religion -we…

— Jon Stewart

Gay people can't be proud of the country and want to defend it too. What's the army afraid is going to happen…

— Jon Stewart

All in all it's a pretty great day for major league sports. At long last they've decided that gay people are fit…

— Jon Stewart

I think you are looking at sexuality and not attributes, and I think it's odd because the conservative mantra is a meritocracy.…

— Jon Stewart