Dear MTV, I'm gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV; RTV and play nothing but music videos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry the casting of Fifty Shades of Grey has caused you to completely revamp your masturbation fantasies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Inspirational tweet of the day: If you ever feel like you're about to do something you're going to regret later, do it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If climbing the highest mountain on earth is the only way for him to be mine.. then I'd rather go shopping! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't always fall in love. But when I do she has a boyfriend already. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
Dating your exes again are just like shopping at your own garage sale. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The next time a women says all men are dogs, ask her which breed her father is .. — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
Someone died of a brain aneurysm today while taking a standardized test. The last thing anyone saw him do was stand up,… — James Copy Share Image
Don't you hate buying new clothes and having to wait to wear it because you don't have any plans anytime soon — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Women. Can't live with them, can't finish this joke without having sex with them & then later sleep on couch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People say you can't live without love but I think oxygen is more important — Anonymous Copy Share Image
