I think I might vote for Barack Obama. Because I live in New York City and have been giving black guys change… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hello? Hello, uh ... do you sell ladders? Sorry, you have the rung number. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My friends ask me why I'm so serious, all I said Bitch, I just got surgery. If I laugh it'll hurt. All… — CJ Copy Share Image
I would never mind being in an odd abusive relationship, if my girlfriend would punch me with her tits. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style! — Wwwfacebookcom/talentedpersonal Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friends are having a disagreement, and you try to change the subject,but fail to do so. — Syoung Copy Share Image
Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some people don't have the vision to want what they could have, but would rather settle for what's close by. — Adar Burks Copy Share Image
I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I had powers so I could magically make a peperoni pizza appear in front of me along with Channing Tatum! — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
If beer pong was one of the event in the Olympics, I would get gold for sure. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think you're having a bad day just picture a T-Rex trying to masturbate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, then have we found the perfect location… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk Dude, you ran up to a tree yelling, Look how big this piece of brocolli is! — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
