Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our fan of the week is... Daisy Alejandra! Congratulations í. To get picked as our next fan of the week, post on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone wants to be in your life, they'll make an effort to be in it. Don't bother reserving a space on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Enjoy life. Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My 6 year old niece just told me she loved me, then pointed at chocolates and asked me to buy one. ALL… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted of excitement. ( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Father's Day to a grandfather I hope to fool into believing I've visited since last Father's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My only professional ambition is to get a desk where no one can see my computer monitor other than me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going to bed, night guys. I'll postquotes tomorrow do you guyswant funny quotes or relatable quotes? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear crush, HELLLOOOOO. OVER HERE. Right here. No, not there. Over here. Yeah. Hello, I exist.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Dora, just one question... How do you get your shirt over your head? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It feels like a mini heart attack when I don't find my mobile in my pocket & It's almost like heart fail… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil because she wants to see what she is getting — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My therapist says I have an obsession with revenge. We'll see about that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying saucers...and plates, pots, mugs... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My teacher told us essays are like skirts....Long enough to cover the subject short enough to make it interesting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched, ninjas. The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found" Well played, ninjas, well played ;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Open your eyes, close your mouth; See the flies, froze your laugh, cuz you now in dustbin — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best friend never tell you the truth, but good friend told you. The TRUTH about your food . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't feel bad about online shopping at work. It's the only place where I can spend money WHILE I make it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Expectation Girl : I'm Cold :/ Boy : *Wraps Arm Around Girl And Smile* Warm Now ? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to be a shotgun-toting, gangster-robbing black homosexual like Omar on The Wire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd love to watch an episode of How I Met Your Mother without you pointing out Neil Patrick Harris is gay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but Im human, I dont… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
