Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “My early condolences on not winning the lottery later tonight.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Sympathy Winning the lottery
I have won this lottery. It's a gigantic lottery, and it's called Amazon.com. And I'm using my lottery winnings to push us a little… — Jeff Bezos Copy Share Image
My mother passed away young - she died from ovarian cancer at just 54 years old. Her sacrifices for my sisters and I evoke… — Kevin de Leon Copy Share Image
Professionally, I feel like I won the lottery and I am the luckiest person in the entire world. — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
Hope! fortune's cheating lottery; when for one prize an hundred blanks there be! — Abraham Cowley Copy Share Image
When I found out I'd won Book of the Year, the first person I called was my mum, who was so happy she cried… — Anh Do Copy Share Image
Sending you sincere condolences and the wish that the passing of time eases your sorrow. — Margaret Jones Copy Share Image
Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life. — Cecil Rhodes Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
