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“... has three different sizes of saucepans, and a dutch-oven. The skillet will be a give-away – too bad, stainless and all - but…

— Failte

“After the first meal with a new girlfriend’s family, I always like to say, “Will you folks excuse me, I have to go to…

— Jarod Kintz

As your girlfriend, you've just pissed me off. As your High Priestess, you've just insulted me. And as someone with a working brain, you've…

— Anonymous

“…   not my own opinion, but my wife’s: Yesterday, when weary with writing, I was called to supper, and a salad I had…

— Johannes Kepler

I've always felt I had to prove myself, and now it has become second nature. When I first went to university, I took lodgings…

— Sanjeev Bhaskar

“If you try to make a shrimp boil, but the bag of spices bursts, and so you just toss it in along with whatever…

— Jenny Lawson

I do not believe in objects. I believe only in their relationships.

— Georges Braque

“I invited my girlfriend over and made her dinner. I didn’t cook, but I did eat her.”

— Jarod Kintz

I have an amazing relationship with my wife, but sometimes there are arguments. It happens.

— Kris Allen

We all have somebody that sits down at the Thanksgiving table and says the most outrageous things, and you're doin' the dishes with your…

— Vicki Lawrence

If your girlfriend is taller than you, you gotta make her sandwiches.

— Nikhil Saluja

I've never won an argument with my wife; and the only time I thought I had I found out the argument wasn't over yet.

— Jimmy Carter