Dirty joke! Timmy fell in mud. Clean joke! Timmy played with bubbles in the bath. Dirty part of Clean joke! Bubbles was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is the best sexual position to create a gorgeous, charming absolutely attractive and cute baby?.... Ask my parents! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drinking this bottle will give you the power to FLY IN YOUR SOCKS, MOONWALK ON WATER & SURF GREAT WHITES WITHOUT A… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I called the restaurant and I asked them if they take orders, when they said they do, I told them 'run outside… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God understands that part of us which is more than what we think we are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Low Battery, connect charger! Um, you're a smart phone, connect yourself. -_ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are like a computer virus... they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer your money, edit your mind, download their problems,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you cuss at a little kid acting all tough and they cuss you back even worse. BUURN. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Adulthood is just piles of bills and trying to convince your exes how amazing youre life is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm not pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: You should've gone during the break Student: I'm sorry I haven't planned out my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What if one day you randomly wake up as a baby and realize that your whole life was a dream. o__0 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
2 girls wearing the same shirt :That bitch, copied my style .. 2 boys wearing the same shirt :Brother !! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FORGIVING AND ALL THAT CUTE SAPPY I LOVE YOU AND I WON'T EVER HURT YOU LIKE EVER ONLY HAPPENS IN MOVieS FUCK — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Where's Kanye West when my parents are giving me a 9376969675949 hour lecture? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Hanukkah to someone spending eight days subtly trying to conceal their Judaism. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
World war 2 could have been prevented, if only someone had given Hitler a snickers — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
