Baby Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baby Dumb Funny Funny facebook status
OMG, I did not know that this is what babies meant to say when they are staring at the mirror, Laughing their ass off — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
“When I asked my parents how the baby got inside Ma, they both laughed, and then Daddy told me they had made it with… — Wally Lamb Copy Share Image
I put babies on your neck make you look, like you got some bling-bling. — Dot Dot Curve Copy Share Image
“they say a baby's true babtism occurs when hefirst falls out of bed” — lucia berlin Copy Share Image
“Shit...I don't know anything about babies. I mean, I literally know nothing. I'll be a terrible father. oh my God, I asked you to… — Kimberly Lauren Copy Share Image
Mrs krabbapple and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says 'Aww you were soo cute! What happened?' Tell them; 'B*tch, I got sexy, that's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was the world's ugliest baby. I have photos of my folks leaving the hospital with sacks over their heads... I asked my mother… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I always find it amusing to overhear women who have never had babies discussing what a pregnant chick should 'look' like at a certain… — Catt Sadler Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
I didn't expect to be so comfortable handing my child off to a nanny without getting any of her information. As soon as she… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Parents who are stressed or disturbed will have more difficulty in meeting their children's needs. Parents who have little support--from friends, relatives, neighbors, or… — Sheila Kamerman Copy Share Image
Shhh.” He put a finger to her lips. “Hear me out. I cannot deny that I would've liked to have made babies with you.… — Elizabeth Hoyt Copy Share Image
Baby, I love you. We argue about the stupidest shit then we turn around and laugh about it. I'm obsessed with you and you're… — Lindsay Copy Share Image
My dad's Israeli. He was born in Baghdad to Iraqi Jews. Then, at age two, his parents wanted to move to their homeland and… — Elliott Yamin Copy Share Image
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across at this point in… — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
