There's a party next to my houseand they're playing One Thing really loud I'm just like dancing in my room — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went horse back riding today...it was fantastic!, Until I ran out of quarters and the security at the store told me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, did the beginning of my sentence inturrupt the middle of yours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good luck breaking into insular, well-established friend networks in your new city. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gather the crumbs of happiness and they will make you a loaf of contentment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
THAT MINI HEART ATTACK You get when you realize you forgot to do your homework — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My brain won't stop thinking about you, because my heart won't stop wanting you. Fuck, I need to move on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinking you stepped into Antarctica when actually, you've only stepped outta the shower. :c — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, youre a tool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Grandparents Day from people you should appreciate for not yet putting you in a nursing home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
During my school days my teacher always used to wear sun glasses, do you know why? Because I was such a bright… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All your dreams will come true... Just remember that your nightmares are also your dreams... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know it takes a big man to cry, but it takes even a bigger man to laugh at that man! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That scary moment when you put a ring on your finger and can't get it off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the mall: I won't buy anything. I'm saving up *spots an awesome shirt* Oh! I have to buy that. I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand & 6 bottles in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you for the present you brought I am sure that I'll use it a lot. Cause I always need clothes cause… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anybody know WHERE CAN I WATCH PRETTY LITTLE LIARS Season 3 ON MY IPAD? (Not on Abc family 'cause it saysi… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If things expand when they heat up, I've come to the conclusion that I'm not fat; I'm just HOT! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Diet, The word die is in your name. Sincerely, And you wonder why no one likes you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boys are like busses, you wait for one for ages, then suddenly 3 come at the same time... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
