Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, youre a tool.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Life
If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you're a tool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the only tool you have is a hammer, all your problems begin to look like nails. - Abraham Maslow — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
When you are a hammer, all of your problems will look like nails to you. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
The enjoyment of one's tools is an essential ingredient of successful work. — Donald Knuth Copy Share Image
When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. — David "Doc" Searls Copy Share Image
When all you own is a hammer, every problem starts looking like a nail. — Abraham Maslow Copy Share Image
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Life's a forge! Yes, and hammer and anvil, too! You'll be roasted, smelted, and pounded, and you'll scarce know what's happening to you. But… — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image