Funny Quote by Anonymous

Heat makes things expand.So I don't have a weight problem,I'm just hot.

— Anonymous

Who says I'm fat? :) I don't think so... it's just that- i'm not THIN..;p

— Meow Opre

Do you think you're HOT? then why the hell those FATS didn't get burn BITCH

— Haruko

By Hollywood standards I'm still fat: until you are zero, you are big. I do get cold a lot now. I used to have…

— Lisa Lampanelli

I know I'm not fat, but when people keep telling you that, you have to think about it.

— Cheryl Burke

I'm fat! There's nothing else to call it.

— Kirstie Alley

I'm not fat. I'm just so sexy that it overflows.

— Miranda H

I admit that I'm fat.

— Ed Schultz

I just woke up one day was like, 'People know you're fat whether you have a cardigan on or your arms are out, so…

— Nicole Byer

It's refreshing to have some time off from wondering whether I look fat.

— Pamela Druckerman

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.

— Jo Brand

Youre so fat when you weigh yourself, it says to be continued!..

— Anonymous