Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “The only parade I'll attend this Thanksgiving is the one to the toilet.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Thanksgiving
I got to do the Rose Bowl Parade - which is the largest parade in America - with a float. That was a fun… — Cassandra Peterson Copy Share Image
“I have a rule: Anything that can be done privately does not need to be performed publicly. It’s why I love the gays but… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I can't think of a more wonderful thanksgiving for the life I have had than that everyone should be jolly at my funeral — Lord Mountbatten Copy Share Image
I am so excited this year getting to play the 85th Anniversary Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Everyone knows on Thanksgiving morning to get up,… — Rodney Atkins Copy Share Image
The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade was big for us. Even bigger was the night before, when they would blow up the balloons. Every year,… — Cynthia Germanotta Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving-day, I fear, If one the solemn truth must touch, Is celebrated, not so much To thank the Lord for blessing o'er, As for… — Will Carleton Copy Share Image
Im not from the States, so Thanksgiving, for me, was never a huge tradition. — Daniela Ruah Copy Share Image
If you believe that some day it's going to happen, some day it probably will happen. You just have to make sure you're there… — Steve Case Copy Share Image
I'm not from the States, so Thanksgiving, for me, was never a huge tradition. — Daniela Ruah Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
