Democrat Quotes by Jon Stewart

10 Democrat quotes by Jon Stewart

When you need a quick laugh‑laden glimpse of Jon Stewart’s take on Democratic politics, these ten quotes serve as a compact, witty entry. They blend satire with sharp observation.

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Democrats - always standing up for what they later realize they should have believed in.

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Really, an historic night last night. You may have heard, Barack Obama will be the first black president of the United States…

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It really does seem that the Democrat's problem isn't that they're calling for timetables - it's that they're calling them 'timetables'. You're…

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It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and…

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The Republicans are calling the Democrats' plan to have a deadline for US troop withdrawal from Iraq an 'admission of failure', as…

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Condoleezza Rice was confirmed by a vote of 85, 13, despite a contentious but futile protest vote by democrats. By the way,…

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If you are a minority or an interest group, the Democrats will hold the debate at your house. Whereas Republicans take a…

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Democrats do have a historic race going. Hillary Clinton vs. Barack Obama. Normally, when you see a black man or a woman…

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Most Americans don't live their lives solely as Democrats or Republicans or conservatives or liberals. Most Americans live their lives that are…

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The Republican party is the party of nostalgia. It seeks to return America to a simpler, more innocent and moral past that…

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