The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It's getting so if a man wants to stand well socially, he can't afford to be seen with either the Democrats or… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A Republican moves slowly. They are what we call conservatives. A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and doesn't… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politics pretty quiet over the week-end. Democrats are attacking and the Republicans are defending. All the Democrats have to do is promise… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A Democrat is just like a baby. If it's hollering and making a lot of noise, there is nothing serious the matter… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him just so long; and on the other hand, there is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I know things are going to get better in spite of both sides. Then when things do get better, then you'll hear… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
... while the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get in office every two or… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We had a great lunch. Senator Capper paid for it. The Republican pays, as usual. And everything that the Democrats are doin'… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We elect our Presidents, be they Republican or Democrat, then start daring 'em to make good. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Democrats always were a cheap lot. They never had much money to operate on.... They would rather make a speech than a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
