“Author's Warning If you're buying this book as a gift for your grandma or a kid, you should be aware that it… — Christopher moore Copy Share Image
And I must draft an advertisement for the Daily Prophet, too,' he added thoughtfully. 'We'll be needing a new Defense Against the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oof!" Adam caught me all right, with the side of his head. I could tell by the feel of his skull on… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
When I got emancipated from the foster care program and I became homeless, it was a struggle. I was working at an… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
Comedy now is all about body shaming and delivering vulgar dialogues. There can't be another Manorama. — Sowcar Janaki Copy Share Image
Comedy is like fictional charm. It's the charm of fiction. Or the charisma of fiction. When you meet somebody who's immediately charismatic,… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
“You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.” — craig ferguson Copy Share Image
When 'Derry Girls' went out in 2018, it quickly became Channel 4's most successful comedy in 13 years, proving what I'd long… — Nicola Coughlan Copy Share Image
Firstly, I will never leave comedy because I love doing it. Secondly, it's the genre that has given me acceptance and immense… — Varun Sharma Copy Share Image
I always had a wicked streak in me, the sadist side in me also comes in my comedy films. — Chunky Pandey Copy Share Image
The goal is doing stand-up on TV somewhere, which is what I'm working on. Something on latenight or Comedy Central, but -… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
For me, a good comedy town is filled with people on the verge of a riot. They need something to relieve the… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I am a big fan of the old Howard Hawks films from the 30s and 40s, I was a big Hepburn and… — Edward Burns Copy Share Image
If I found myself alone on planet Earth, no other humans, I would have sex with a monkey in like two minutes.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I think I'll always be linked to comedy. There is something about it that's such a beautiful thing. The world of drama… — Doc Brown Copy Share Image
When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon. — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
I think shows that have more of a narrative and are about what's going to happen next, those need to wrap up… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
The only way I'd want to do something in television would be if it was about how I think as a comedian.… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Certainly situation comedy is harder than people who are good at it make it look, but it's fun to do something different. — Laura San Giacomo Copy Share Image
As far as standup, everybody has a vehicle they are driving. If what you do works, it's like playing golf. If you… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
Kids are the ultimate trump card: a way to get out of co-op board meetings or lunch with a friend you don't… — Rumaan Alam Copy Share Image
I'm often asked for advice on how to go about making comedy shows like the begrudgingly accepted 'IT Crowd'. — Graham Linehan Copy Share Image
I like to do things that are shocking or challenging for the sake of comedy. — Skylar Astin Copy Share Image
God inspired me, because I was blessed with the knowledge that I wanted to do this. And my mother supported it. She… — Martin Lawrence Copy Share Image
People have expectations from you - and the whole fun of acting is taking expectations and completely upending them. That's how you… — John Lithgow Copy Share Image
“What did Kevin Ye get arrested for anyway? Didn't he steal a car?" "He stole the driver's ed car." I laughed. Then… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
People think drama drives story, but I think the comedy is really the heart and soul. — Richard Linklater Copy Share Image
I really try to have fun. If I don't have fun, you won't have fun. That's what my gift is: to relieve… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Comedy Central does a really good job of finding totally different comedies. — Jillian Bell Copy Share Image
Smokey: I won, gimme my money. Deebo: What money! Smokey: I lost. - Friday — Various Copy Share Image
“Hey Circe, how come your horoscope predictions are never that a hot girl is gonna fall madly in love with me forever… — Charlie Fey Copy Share Image
When I look at it now, the whole punk thing is sort of comedy in a weird way. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
By the time I got to uni sketch comedy was much more fashionable than stand-up. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
Coming out of graduation, I didn't immediately know what direction I wanted to do so I decided to just stay as an… — Kelly Carlin-McCall Copy Share Image
“At times like these, size really does matter," I point out, at I extend my ginormous umbrella over her in a way… — Zack Love Copy Share Image
