Comedy Quotes · Page 152

We're not just horror fans. We're film fans. I love action films. I want to do action films. I want to do…

— James Wan

Playing Chelsea on 'The Suite Life of Zack and Cody' really helped with my over-the-top comedy.

— Brittany Curran

I'm playing an Amazon warrior princess in a new radio comedy series called 'Elvenquest,' and I'm playing a Russian genius in the…

— Sophie Winkleman

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.

— Katt Williams

I probably get a bit more backlash in Australia than I do in America, to be honest. I was never invited to…

— Jim Jefferies

The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going…

— Adam Sandler

My neck and shoulders are killing me. Hard to focus on writing about murder, doom, shagging, our hopeless future & other comedy…

— Warren Ellis

I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't…

— David Cross

I've played farce on the stage, but I have never played any sort of comedy on the screen.

— Peter O'Toole

My first improv was Second City in Chicago. Before that, I worked at - with a partner, doing comedy sketches.

— Fred Willard

jokes are ideally pleasurable. They are an act of assassination without a corpse, a moment of total annihilation that paradoxically makes anything…

— Penelope Gilliatt

Comedy comes out of everyone's worst day. No one writes a sitcom episode about everyone having a good day. It's always about…

— Jim Jefferies

Humor is not funny. Humor is something else. Funny is a joke, sometimes silly. Comedy is deep and connected to tragedy; comedy…

— Gerald Stern

'Irumbu Kottai...' is an action comedy. Even the villain, after beating up people, will keep laughing.

— Raghava Lawrence

A favorite film of mine is 'Office Space' and I love 'The Hangover.' That is a really good comedy from character in…

— Seth Gordon

Some of the vintage comedy on Radio 4 Extra wasn't very funny to begin with, whereas some things just get funnier regardless…

— David Hepworth

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

— Craig Ferguson

I've been to Canada, and they love - oh my God, they love their stand-up comedy in Canada. I've been overseas to…

— Brad Williams

I have done 'Gutar-Gu,' which was a silent comedy show.

— Anita Hassanandani Reddy

Next up [new TV stars] was [Dean] Martin and [Jerry] Lewis on 'The Colgate Comedy Hour.'

— Norman Lear

we sent a troupe to Edinborough, and then in Edinborough, there was a producer from the Melbourne Comedy Festival, so we went…

— Brian Henson

After 'Jamai Raja,' I wanted to experiment, hence tried my hands at 'Comedy Nights Bachao Taaza.'

— Nia Sharma

Stand up comedy is this thing you get to do, so you have to treat it with respect. You can't just be…

— Bill Burr

“You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras…

— H.M. Ward

Comedy is just to me, maybe it's a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and…

— Matt LeBlanc

The majority of romantic comedy movies have nothing to do with love, but everything to do with infatuation.

— Matt Smith

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

— Joe Rogan

I've done some movies because I would regret them if I didn't, but other projects I've done because they've scared me or…

— Ginnifer Goodwin

As a writer, I haven't delved into dramatic writing. As an actor, I could always, even more so than comedy, do drama.

— Jonah Hill

“Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.”

— Wayne Gerard Trotman

There is nothing far-fetched about disappointment as a subject for comedy. It's something we are all too familiar with.

— Martin Freeman

We're a comedy site and have made fun of every single race, religion, creed and gender. We've made fun of it equally.

— Dave Portnoy

Molly Shannon, for example, is someone I've always really looked up to, because her comedy is so physical and wild and unembarrassed…

— Casey Wilson

In Canadian comedy, you'll almost never see guns. If you bring a gun into a scene, it's like, 'Whoa! Wow, how are…

— Scott Thompson

I will never say never, but I will say never to doing the more typical romantic comedies. You know, unless I'm getting…

— Christian Bale

It's good Xerox is known for its copying machines, and it's good Jim Carrey is known for comedy.

— Steve Guttenberg

I think there are opportunities for women in comedies - how zany is up to them.

— Jennifer Aniston

I'm in awe of actors, I think they're amazing because, I don't think I can even play me in anything. I'm really…

— Sarah Millican

In other places, especially in Boston, it's like a place where comedy gestates. People come out of there that are fantastic, but…

— Baron Vaughn

If you're looking to be loved for a part, it's great and enticing to be adorable in a romantic comedy. But then,…

— Laura Dern