Comedy Quotes · Page 150

I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not…

— Bob Saget

If I didn't go into comedy... maybe I would've been a funny meter reader.

— Nate Bargatze

There's a hardening of the culture. Reality TV has lowered the standards of entertainment. You're left wondering about the legitimacy of relationships.…

— Nancy Meyers

I want to be able to go into a room of aliens and be funny. I don't care who it is. I…

— Godfrey

I don't like this young crudeness now which is supposed to be comedy on Friday nights.

— Alan Sugar

People used to say I'm weak in comedy. But, with 'Mahesh Khaelja' and 'Dookudu,' I have proved that I am good at…

— Mahesh Babu

I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

— W. C. Fields

Good looking is not good for comedy.

— Matt Rife

I'd love to do situation comedy - it's the best job in show business.

— Patti LuPone

I like comedies, I like thrillers, I like love stories. Everything is beautiful; it depends if the film is good, who cares?…

— Monica Bellucci

Many of the people I've worked with over the years came from a sketch-comedy background or an improv background, and I've learned…

— Megan Mullally

I love comedy because I'm naturally a very silly person.

— Tamala Jones

I've done so many dramas in my life, and people don't even know I came from comedy.

— Kim Basinger

I think comedy is the hardest actual form of writing there is.

— Michael Hirst

Any kind of change in your life creates more material for me, because I say in my act 'It ain't comedy, it's…

— John Pinette

There is nothing more profoundly serious than real comedy, which is an affirmation of human communion, redemption and grace.

— Michael Malone

The most protean aspect of comedy is its potentiality for transcending itself, for responding to the conditions of tragedy by laughing in…

— Harry Levin

I don't really see the point in offensive comedy.

— Peter Kay

I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.

— Dane Cook

“Your confidence in me is heartwarming. Makes me want to return all the money I stole from the little old ladies and…

— Jennifer Echols

“What's your name, son?' Sam said. The man looked to be about Sam's age, but Sam always thought calling people 'son' immediately…

— Tod Goldberg

I am a little jet lagged from my trip to Malaysia...The lengths we have to go to to get CNN coverage these…

— Barack Obama

My friends once told me I remind them of the main character from the American comedy series 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I thought…

— Anushka Sharma

I'm not a natural comedian, as an artist. I studied comedy growing up. I would watch Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and Martin…

— Brandon T. Jackson

Fake is not a word I like to use because there's nothing fake about what I do. It's a show, it's a…

— Chris Jericho

“I like the rain. It washes memories off the sidewalk of life.”

— Woody Allen

There's nothing more difficult to do than comedy.

— Robert Evans

The beautiful thing about comedy in the U.K. is that it has a clever twist to it, and when you really break…

— Katherine Ryan

According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having…

— Chuck Lorre

There's an elusive element to comedy, but nobody gets it for free. That's why comedians seldom criticise each other.

— Sean Lock

The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine.

— Lewis Black

I probably would never be able to direct a comedy because I'm not that funny. I don't have that funny bone in…

— Luke Scott

Comedy distances pain, but leaves signs of it everywhere.

— Mason Cooley

Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at…

— Marc Maron

I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this…

— Joe Rogan

I think art is beautiful. It's decoration and adornment. But art is also a really important vessel for social change, and social…

— Chloe Wise

I'd say I've gone to grad school for comedy being on 'Community.'

— Gillian Jacobs

The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.

— Bernie Mac

The whole point of comedy, what's fun, is taking the stupid thought I had and working it into something that makes a…

— Chris Cubas

I'm not going to give up the shock part of my comedy.

— Sam Kinison