Catholic Quotes by Jim Gaffigan

“If you’ve never been to a Catholic Mass, don’t worry, it’s still going on, you still have time to catch it.”

— Jim Gaffigan

The idea of being a practicing Catholic, it's - for me, it's like - I need a lot of practice, you know…

— Jim Gaffigan

I was still rooting for Notre Dame.It's like there's the cultural Catholic experience.

— Jim Gaffigan

The reason I say I'm a horrible person is I don't want myself to be presented as somebody who's a great Catholic.

— Jim Gaffigan

I don't want to get involved in the culture war. Religion's iffy.

— Jim Gaffigan

That's not to say that I'm a well-informed Catholic. I'm still in idiot.

— Jim Gaffigan

I would say I'm - in the show, I'm a cultural Catholic, which is what I was.

— Jim Gaffigan

I do have some Catholic stuff that is done from the perspective of an ignorant Catholic. But other than that, topic-wise, there's…

— Jim Gaffigan

I grew up in a Catholic family in the Midwest. And I knew people of different faiths and people that were atheists…

— Jim Gaffigan

I lived across from a Catholic church for 15 years that I never went into. And then I got married to my…

— Jim Gaffigan

I went to a Catholic University and there's something about being a Catholic-American. You know, St. Patrick's Day is, I'm Irish-Catholic. There's…

— Jim Gaffigan

We wrote about having five kids and bringing them to church. A journalist at The Washington Post wrote this article where the…

— Jim Gaffigan

There has been this belief among the Catholic community - and this - I'm no expert, this is my opinion - that…

— Jim Gaffigan