Funny Quote by A Josland

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

— Vinesh

I can take my wife out for a lovely evening this Friday, which is a to do. But being a good husband is not…

— Lynn G. Robbins

What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.

— Mignon McLaughlin

I'm happily married; I love to spend time with my wife going to movies, restaurants and travelling.

— Taboo

Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife…

— Rita Rudner

My wife - I married my onscreen girlfriend from 'Growing Pains', Mike Seaver's girlfriend, and we've been married for 17 years - so marriage…

— Kirk Cameron

Going home, it's what everybody's trying to do from the day they're born to the day they die, but going home together - that's…

— Fannie Heaslip Lea

I don't do husbands. I don't do children.

— Marina Abramovic

Someday I will get married, and I should be able to watch my films with my children, mother-in-law, and father-in-law.

— Keerthy Suresh

I love my husband. I love my family.

— Kim Brooks

I've had a lot of fun watching my husband's wonderful career as a filmmaker unfold and all the interesting places we've been and people…

— Susanna Hoffs

Husband: Tell me an Interesting fact that will make me happy and sad at the same time. Wife: Yours is bigger than all your…

— Anonymous