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Anniversary Quote by Rita Rudner

“Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift.” quote by Rita Rudner — Download Open image

“Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift.”

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