There is a crucifix, a few cloves of garlic, a wooden…
““There is a crucifix, a few cloves of garlic, a wooden stake, a hammer, a blob of Silly Putty, and a pocketknife. “You do realize these people aren’t vampires, right?” I say when Sam walks back in. “Yeah, but you never know. They’re probably crazy, like you said.” “And even if we were hunting vampires, what the hell is the Silly Putty for?” He shrugs. “Just want to be prepared.””
About This Quote
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A humorous inventory of odd tools for a vampire hunt, highlighting over‑preparation and absurdity.
In simple terms: Odd tools for a silly vampire hunt.
Don’t over‑prepare for unlikely threats.
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When to use this quote
- role‑playing games
- creative writing
- improv comedy
- team brainstorming
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What does over‑preparing say about fear?
- How does absurdity defuse tension?
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