I'm still trying to move on but every night I can't stop myself from crying because of you. — Nikhil Saluja Being broken Copy Share Image
Whenever I start to feel like a failure I just remember there's no duct tape on my car and everything is better. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She doesn't want a man. She just wants a dude she can text all day that makes her laugh. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The easiest way to win if your girlfriend likes to play games is by hitting her with a cheat code. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter Scale. — Nikhil Saluja Coffee Copy Share Image
If you don't text first, we won't talk - my only rule with my imaginary girlfriend — Nikhil Saluja Girlfriend Copy Share Image
I ate sushi and pizza in the same day because my diet is a woman's Tumblr page. — Nikhil Saluja Food Copy Share Image
Like to tell my girlfriend Great job on those tits before she leaves for work. — Nikhil Saluja Girlfriend Copy Share Image
No one has the right to judge you. They might have heard your stories, but they didn't feel what you were going… — Nikhil Saluja Being judged Copy Share Image
Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters. — Nikhil Saluja Bachelors Copy Share Image
My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mom walking in on you looking at the Google homepage. — Nikhil Saluja Awkward moment Copy Share Image
Ladies, not swallowing is a huge fucking inconvenience. Respectfully, Men everywhere. — Nikhil Saluja Inconvenience Copy Share Image
If youre protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then I want to date you — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Better things Copy Share Image
The sight of a womans cleavage reduces a mans ability to think clearly by 50%…per boob. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never been more embarrassed than the time I walked in on a co-worker while I was masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja Embarrassed Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep. — Nikhil Saluja Dream Copy Share Image
You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's… — Nikhil Saluja Argument Copy Share Image
There are 2 kinds of people in this world: Takers and Givers Takers Eat Well, Givers Sleep Well..! — Nikhil Saluja Sleep Copy Share Image
MARRIED MAN, a person who has learned to turn off the car motor when his wife calls: I'll be right out — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm having a really bad day. Every traffic light was green so I wasn't able to check twitter for 20 minutes. Someone… — Nikhil Saluja Bad day Copy Share Image
When a girl puts her Myspace link on her Twitter profile, I automatically assume she's a cock sucking whore. — Nikhil Saluja Twitter Copy Share Image
Whenever life brings me down, I pick myself right back up... with a line of coke. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can change the way you think by listening to different types of music — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My road to success is blocked by a huge rocks obstacle with a big sign that says 'Twitter.com' — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I dont own any stocks or bonds. All my money is tied up in debt. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Respect relationships. Don't hit on a girl if you know she's taken. — Nikhil Saluja Relationships Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who is so timid, he is even afraid to talk back to other people's wives — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When someone says wow you are a pervert , look at them, smile & say it took you this long to figure that out? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Every person has a story to tell, which is why I never talk to people. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's ironic how the people that take a picture of themself in the mirror can't see how stupid they look. — Nikhil Saluja Photography Copy Share Image
NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
NEVER tell your problems to ANYONE¦ 20% dont care, and 80% are glad that you have them ! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A relationship without trust is like an ice cream truck without any ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja Ice cream Copy Share Image
It's terrible to lose someone we love, but it's even worse to lose ourselves while loving them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A lot of women don't like to give blow jobs. On a related note: A lot of marriages fail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your… — Nikhil Saluja Mother Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
