Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. — Finley Peter Dunne Copy Share Image
We're really up against it, we poor women: A bachelor's a hard thing to convert — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
Let sinful bachelors their woes deplore, full well they merit all they feel, and more — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
“They say bachelors have all the fun. Not so. You just get old and full of sand, nasty.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I did graduate with a bachelor's degree in civil engineering in 1948. — Daniel J. Evans Copy Share Image
Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more,… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
During a long and varied career as a bachelor, dear spouse [mock platform manner], I have noticed that marriage is usually the… — Arnold Bennett Copy Share Image
“Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Bachelors alone can travel freely, and without any twinges of their consciences touching desertion of the fire-side. — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
“During the years he was never sick, except of course for the chronic indigestion which was universal, and still is, with men… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
When a man has seen the woman whom he would have chosen if he had intended to marry speedily, his remaining a… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Russia's Vladimir Putin appeared in public for the first time after a mysterious 10-day absence. Putin said it took him that long… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I have a lot of influences. I'm American-schooled. I'm classically trained. I'm a pretty universal student, if you will. I have a… — Emeril Lagasse Copy Share Image
The evening before my departure for Blithedale, I was returning to my bachelor-apartments, after attending the wonderful exhibition of the Veiled Lady,… — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
“It seems hard to remain a bachelor...to model your appearance and behaviour on one or two bachelors remembered from your youth. That… — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
I congratulate NUS for launching a new degree, a bachelor of environmental studies. This is a most timely initiative. One of the… — Tommy Koh Copy Share Image
Many guys see relationships with women as a zero-sum game: If she wins, he loses. Marriage is the ultimate contest: Her job… — Michael Kimmel Copy Share Image
The propositions of mathematics have, therefore, the same unquestionable certainty which is typical of such propositions as "All bachelors are unmarried," but… — Carl Gustav Hempel Copy Share Image
Ever since the infamous quiz show scandals of the 1950s, the feds had insisted that TV game shows be honest - or… — Seth Shostak Copy Share Image
It used to be the custom for the bachelor dinner to take place the night before the wedding. Now, however, the bridesmaids'… — Alice-Leone Moats Copy Share Image
[T]his free and easy old-bachelor sort of life is quite full of fun and jollity. Pease and myself room together; and everything… — Rutherford B. Hayes Copy Share Image
I had an opportunity to move to L.A. back in 1999 and start up a horse racing network of all things. At… — Chris Harrison Copy Share Image
As a rule, you see, I'm not lugged into Family Rows. On the occasions when Aunt is calling Aunt like mastodons bellowing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne? I ask merely for information. I attribute it… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
But as the priceless treasure too frequently hides at the bottom of well, it needs some courage to dive for it, especially… — Anne Bronte Copy Share Image
We, Seth, Emperor of Azania, Chief of Chiefs of Sakuyu, Lord of Wanda and Tyrant of the Seas, Bachelor of the Arts… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
“She always had a big pot of oatmeal going on the stove and was happy to whip up a short stack of… — Brian O'Reilly Copy Share Image
When a bachelor of philosophy from the Antilles refuses to apply for certification as a teacher on the grounds of his color… — Frantz Fanon Copy Share Image
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