A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Bachelors begin at thirty-six. Up till this age they are regarded as single men. — Jilly Cooper Copy Share Image
I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party — Bruce Willis Copy Share Image
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
The April winds are magical, And thrill our tuneful frames; The garden-walks are passional To bachelors and dames. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you? — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
The trouble with marriage is that, while every woman is at heart a mother, every man is at heart a bachelor. — E. V. Lucas Copy Share Image
It takes a long time to become a lawyer because you need three things - a bachelor's degree, a law degree, and… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Besides the things I asked [Indira Gandhi], she told me about her son Rajiv, who is married to an Italian girl and… — Oriana Fallaci Copy Share Image
A reader seldom peruses a book with pleasure until he knows whether the writer of it be a black man or a… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
I'm a bachelor in the old sense of the word, meaning I flirt, I have very many close relationships, but then I… — William Ivey Long Copy Share Image
I don't much like to think that being a bachelor girl limits how you see the world. On the other hand, I… — Wendy Wasserstein Copy Share Image
The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die… — Charles Farrar Browne Copy Share Image
Many arrogant people feel very confident that they are the best… F%kn prime example of pity… Better people just feel so for… — CTate Copy Share Image
Let sinful bachelors their woes deplore; full well they merit all they feel, and more: unaw by precepts, human or divine, like… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
A man unattached and without wife, if he have any genius at all, may raise himself above his original position, may mingle… — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me, because I have railed so long against marriage:… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“For some years he had felt weighing on him the burden of loneliness which sometimes overwhelms old bachelors. He had been strong,… — Guy de Maupassant Copy Share Image
I myself have participated in girl-on-girl shows for men that would ask for it, of which were very, very many. It is… — Annie Lobert Copy Share Image
“And the others too were beginning to remark in Swann that abnormal, excessive, shameful and deserved senescence of bachelors, of all those… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
Flowers so strictly belong to youth, that we adult men soon come to feel, that their beautiful generations concern not us: we… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Most of my friends from Columbia are going on to get advanced degrees. And why not? A Ph.D. is the new M.A.,… — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
“as a solitary, celibate, unloved bachelor searching for love as a stranger in a new town” — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Men who dont understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
The uselessness and expensiveness of modern women multiply bachelors. — Samuel Richardson Copy Share Image
My first speaking part was to read for John Forsythe for Bachelor Father. I was the lead, opposite him. — Linda Evans Copy Share Image
He took her up in his arms in the way of a bachelor who has had amateur experience of the carrying of… — William Pett Ridge Copy Share Image
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm probably the only member of the 'Bachelor' cast without an agent! — Jake Pavelka Copy Share Image
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth. — Thomas Fuller Copy Share Image