I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing…

Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. You…

— Jay Leno

Women are suspicious of this male ritual of the bachelor party and are suspicious of what men do and say when they are not…

— Craig Mazin

We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

— Bill Brasky

We're down in Mexico. It's for a bachelor party, so we go into a Mexican strip club... I go back with this woman down…

— Al Madrigal

Bella What is that? Edward I'm late for my bachelor party. [Emmett leaps up to Bella's window] Emmett Send him out, Bella, or we're…

— Twilight

“Xav sprinkled olive oil on his lettuce. 'Lola was very particular that it all had to fit properly.' 'Lola?' squeaked Diamond. I wanted to…

— Joss Stirling

I refuse to eat fuckin' cantaloupe at a bachelor party. -Phil

— The Hangover 2

?5 Missed Calls From my Mate, I Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night.

— Curly_girl

Many guys see relationships with women as a zero-sum game: If she wins, he loses. Marriage is the ultimate contest: Her job is to…

— Michael Kimmel

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

— Johnny Knoxville

Oh, it's ok...No, I'm allowed to say it, it's a bachelor party. Drink up everybody! Oh wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot, we're at…

— The Hangover 2

I myself have participated in girl-on-girl shows for men that would ask for it, of which were very, very many. It is a popular…

— Annie Lobert

I'm worried the horrific consequences of reckless blackout drinking portrayed in The Hangover may cause you to steer my bachelor party away from reckless…

— Anonymous

Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?

— Stephenie Meyer

“It was hard to judge a man's full character by his bachelor party etiquette.”

— Lola Dodge