Bachelors Quotes · Page 4

Husbands and wives talk of the cares of matrimony, and bachelors and spinsters bear them.

— Wilkie Collins

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!

— Anonymous

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

— Oscar Wilde

One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war.

— Orson Scott Card

I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor.

— Sara Gilbert

If you wish the pick of men and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife

— Robert Louis Stevenson

a college education I would never propose - a bachelor's degree won't even keep you in clothes

— Cole Porter

There is no character in the comedy of human life more difficult to play well than that of an old bachelor.

— Washington Irving

Squeeze marriage as much as you like, you will never extract anything from it but fun for bachelors and boredom for husbands.

— Honore de Balzac

When people are on 'The Bachelor' it gives them the opportunity to put their best foot forward, especially when you're around the…

— Jake Pavelka

On both 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette,' it seems like proposing marriage is equivalent to saying, 'Let's date.' Everyone knows those aren't…

— Patti Stanger

My kids have never known me not working on The Bachelor. But they've lived in Paris and Italy and been to Hawaii…

— Chris Harrison

What business has an old bachelor like that to marry?' said Sir James. 'He has one foot in the grave.' 'He means…

— George Eliot

I will only think of settling down after Salman Khan, the other most eligible bachelor, plans to settle down. We are eligible…

— Yuvraj Singh

How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the…

— Ogden Nash

I started in a business background, but then it was like, 'you know, I can't do math,' so I changed it to…

— Jeff Dunham

Now if you not only support them through that pregnancy, but now provide childcare for them so they can go back to…

— Benjamin Carson

What a world of trouble those who never marry escape! There are many happy matches, it is true, and sometimes "my dear,"…

— Mark Twain

There’s a lot I don’t tell my father when he calls asking after Amy. He wouldn’t understand that she has no interest…

— David Sedaris

I want to date Cheryl Cole. She is a looker, she's the one. I love her accent, its so sexy. She's free…

— Chace Crawford

I take a ridiculous pleasure in what I eat and drink. It comes partly from being a bachelor, but mostly from a…

— Ian Fleming

We're down in Mexico. It's for a bachelor party, so we go into a Mexican strip club... I go back with this…

— Al Madrigal

Times are changed with him who marries; there are no more by-path meadows, where you may innocently linger, but the road lies…

— Robert Louis Stevenson

Here is the full list of the banned words I used: active homosexual; career women; Third World; blacks; Asians; Australasia; Bangalore; primitive…

— Rod Liddle

No man that good-looking could be a bachelor. Life wasn't that kind.

— Gaelen Foley

Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.

— Wanda Sykes

It's terrible feeling like an eligible bachelor but no women seeming to agree with you.

— Pete Townshend

Now on 'Bachelor Pad' it is true colors - no best foot forward anymore, everybody is really themselves.

— Jake Pavelka

Hey 'Bachelor,' take notes! Trusting one another and sharing a journey to health leads to lasting relationships!

— Alison Sweeney

I went to college at QUT: Queensland University of Technology. I studied for a Bachelors in finance and acting.

— Brenton Thwaites

“While bachelors are lonely people, I'm convinced that married men are lonely people with dependents.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

The average kindergartner has seen more than 5,000 hours of TV-more time than it takes to earn a bachelor's degree.

— Shook

Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

— Daniel Tosh

“To the bachelor, the language of women is mystery. In those matters, a married man is already a scholar”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.

— Jeph Jacques

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.

— Tommy Chong

I'm a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't marry the right woman.

— Richard Roeper

I don't recommend being a bachelor, but it helps if you want to write.

— Nelson Algren

I happen to hold a bachelor of science degree in geology... And my greatest contribution to the field of science is that…

— Colin Powell

Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men.

— Francis Bacon