Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you decide to do comedy that involves risk, risk means risk, and you can't complain of flesh wounds if you sit… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City)… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Comedy can't live within my second-guesses, so I started doing new material. Sometimes I bombed. But you have to be willing to… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I got jury duty and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In terms of television and movies, I've been really interested in seeing the partnership of comedy and beauty and heart. I think… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“At some point, I figured that it would be more effective and far funnier to embrace the ugliest, most terrifying things in… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“People who call themselves divas...you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt.” — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece... — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
The truth is, I've denied it for years, but I love deconstructing comedy. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls "the real way". — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Comedy is about talking about my own experience, and I'm a woman, and that's my experience, and just because it isn't yours… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“I know I'm not funny. I mean, let's face it, I'm no Groucho Marx. But if you're a guy, and you're watching… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share
“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share
“People who call themselves divas...you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt.” — Sarah Silverman Copy Share
It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share
