“Just because he's a spider doesn't mean he deserves any less concern!” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“I think that's my new band name," Shane said. "Asshat and Nerd Girlfriend. It's got a ring to it.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“It's part of the marriage vows. Didn't you read the fine print? To have and to harass.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“You are just landmark stupid, aren't you? Has Guinness called yet about that world record?” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Best to flee now, before the pitchforks and torches and scientists come calling.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Are the two of you quite done with your sweet nothings? Because I might vomit.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“You staked a vampire with a number two pencil." "I didn't actually check the number." - Shane Collins and Claire Danvers from… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“There were a few things scarier than a bipolar vampire off his meds, but to be honest, not that many.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“How'd you get to be so good at this?" "I had a good teacher." "Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“You, Monica said, leaning over her, really pissed me off, fish. I don't forget things like that. Neither does my boyfriend. Brandon?… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“The back door popped open, and Claire, fairy wings all a-flutter, pulled Miranda inside. It was like a military operation, only with… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“You looked like the sexiest woman in the world." "Well, in fairness, I am the sexiest woman in the world." "And you're… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“I'm going to have to give him shit for all this,' Shane said, as he wandered around. 'He lives alone and makes… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Ahh . . . maybe we should be going,” Shane said. “Ditch the shoes, Eve. We’ll be running now.” “I love these… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Bishop was all done with the witty conversation. 'Will you swear?' And Myrnin said, shockingly, 'I will.' And he proceeded to, a… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor." "But you're a minor," she pointed out. "At least for beer." "Yeah,… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“David was holding Mona steady. I hoped he also had a little attention to spare to keep us unnoticed from the ground;… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“You look fabulous," he told her, and kissed her. "Oh, crap, now I've got glitter, right? Leatherface does not do glitter. It's… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Did you talk to him about it?" "Oh, sure. Nothing happened, yadda yadda. The usual. But my maydar went off like crazy."… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“I’ll defend the girl with my last breath,” he promised, and clasped his hand dramatically to the chest of his ragged frock… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking we have about fifteen vampires and no blood," Claire said. "Is that it?"… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Well, friend, I don’t know about your tastes, but I tend to like it very bloody,” Myrnin said. He shifted position, dragging… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“You’re their little girl,” Shane said. “You know, when I think about it, I’d feel the same way about my own daughter.”… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Yeah, I get it; you're a vampire," she said. "Creepy. And okay, a little hot, I admit." "You don't mean that." "Come… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Who's your daddy?' Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. ' Excuse me? ” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“It's a guy thing. We have reactions to women in tight leather with whips. It's sort of involuntary.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“You're just Little Miss Optimist, aren't you? Do you come with accessories, like a glass half full and lemons to make into… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Really?" Claire said, and couldn't help but smile. "That's what creeps you out. Waxing. You can take on vampires and draug and… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Hey, we had fun. In the sense of next to none at all, I mean. Next time, can we at least stop… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Ay-firmative,' Eve said, and tried for a smile. 'Sorry. An Aliens reference always makes me feel better at times like this. Exept I'm not… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?" Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
Did he just say--?" "Yes," Claire said, smiling. "Yes, he did." "Whoa. Guess I'd better stay alive, then. — Rachel Caine Copy Share
“Hell,' Shane spit in disgust. 'I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her.' He tossed her the bat.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share
“I get maudlin. Some people drink; some get depressed; some run around having sex with anyone with a pulse. Me, I get philosophical. It’s… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
“I felt I should repeat it for the other slipper, in case there should be any bad feelings between the two. One should never… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
“As he filled the mug with coffee, Michael waited for Shane to make some sense. Which Shane finally did, holding up the cheaply printed… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
There is a certain freedom in giving up all hope. One is no longer bound by the cords of dread or fear; you simply… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
Shane talking to Claire - "Hang on - Slow down. I'm not going anywhere. You know that, right? You don't have to put out… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said. "You should work her this hard all the time, Myrnin. She's interesting when… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
Here," Myrnin said, his voice still gentle and low. "Amelie said you had to work. No one said you had to work alone." He… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
