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I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
One's dream is constantly evolving, rising and falling, changing course. This happens in every job, but because I have worked in comedy… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
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I think it's easier for African American and white comics to be praised than it is Latinos because they think our culture… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Indian actors, because of the format of our stories, need to be good actors, and be able to perform emotional sequences, do… — Amitabh Bachchan Copy Share Image
To be a comic, you must reveal yourself in your most grotesque nudity. And it's only then, when the truth gets told,… — Melissa Leo Copy Share Image
“Er, excuse me,' said the man as Nanny Ogg turned away, 'but what is that on your shoulders?' 'It's. . . a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“One of the best lovers in Hollywood. What would a title like that encompass exactly? she wondered. Technique? Enthusiasm? Or was it… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
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As a cartoonist I do what I find funny. As an editor I have a broader approach realizing that humor is inherently… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
“New Rule: The person who sat in my seat on the flight before me and could not finish the People magazine crossword… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
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As an actor, you can really play the intensity and gravity and seriousness of the moment, and just rely on the circumstances… — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
I can work every day of the year. TV is easy. My call's at 8:30 a.m. I'd like to break out of… — Scott Baio Copy Share Image
It seems amazing that the Navy SEALs managed to get inside the compound and shoot Osama so efficiently. I can only imagine… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I like men who have goals, something that they are passionate about and work hard to achieve. A good sense of humor… — Ana Ivanovic Copy Share Image
“Wit, after all, is a mighty tart, pungent ingredient, and much too acid for some stomachs; but honest good humour is the… — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
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“(Darcy) "Why do you suppose she decided to come back…after all this time, I mean?" (Nick) "The barmaid?" "Bronte" "If I were… — Jaide Fox Copy Share Image
When there's characters out there that don't have humor, I don't find them as believable, because we all have humor, no matter… — Rhys Darby Copy Share Image
“But then, Phillip reminded me of something that happened so long ago, I had completely forgotten it. He reminded of when we… — Jillian Dodd Copy Share Image
“Bad kitty!" he screeched, snarling and baring his fangs at Grimalkin, who yawned and turned away to groom his tail. "Evil, evil,… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
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If all you have is satire, your show will close. Even if all you have is comedy, your show will close. The… — Robert Lopez Copy Share Image
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The Devil, too, sometimes steals human children; it is not infrequent for him to carry away infants within the first six weeks… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“ah, my daughter", he said. "eighteen and already you've been accused of murdered, aided felons, amd required a death count higher than… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Behind her, Preston grunted and said, "I know it's not the right thing to say to a lady, miss, but you are… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Israel also deprived the world of its chance of shedding tears of genuine sympathy over her destruction. The world resents this; it… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
I admired Stephen Daldry very much; I think he's a brilliant director, and also, I feel close to him because he has… — Max von Sydow Copy Share Image
The action comedy 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl' raises one of the most overlooked and important cinematic questions… — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
I read the script and decide if a particular character looks fun to play. I look for complexity and a sense of… — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image
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