“I've often wondered why Nature, widely publicized being infinite in its wisdom, should have made the grave mistake of creating redheads, always… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don’t remember what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose.” — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
I believe there are two ways of writing novels. One is mine, making a sort of musical comedy without music and ignoring… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“A man who can set out in a cab for a fancy-dress ball and not get there is manifestly a poop of… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I believe there are two ways of writing novels. One is making a sort of musical comedy without music and ignoring real… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Girls do go for the finely-chiselled. And apart from his looks, he's and artist, and there's something about artists that seems to… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Musical comedy is the Irish stew of drama. Anything may be put into it, with the certainty that it will improve the… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Well, anyway, we walked around for a while, looking at the animals, and suddenly he asked me to marry him outside the… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I tried to utter, but could not. The tongue had got all tangled up with the uvula, and the brain seemed paralyzed.… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I found myself wishing that Jeeves wasn't always so dashed tactful. I mean, it's all very well to remove yourself like an… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share
He was a long, stripy policeman, who flowed out of his uniform at odd spots, as if Nature, setting out to make a constable,… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share
I'm all for rational enjoyment, and so forth, but I think a fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share
“the march of civilisation has given the modern girl a vocabulary and an ability to use it which her grandmother never had” — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share
So always look for the silver lining And try to find the sunny side of life. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share
Love has had a lot of press-agenting from the oldest times; but there are higher, nobler things than love. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share
Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share
Rex Stout's narrative and dialogue could not be improved, and he passes the supreme test of being rereadable. I don't know how many times… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share
“He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and forgotten to say 'when'!” — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share
Well, you certainly are the most wonderfully woolly baa-lamb that ever stepped. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share
Her pupils were at once her salvation and her despair. They gave her the means of supporting life, but they made life hardly worth… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share
The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share
