“Oh my God. Oh my God, J.P. is in love with me. And we blew up the school.” — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“I do not expect Henrique Mauricio to conform to my standards of behavior," Alaric said. "I expect him not to do things… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
There was a DJ who stayed up for eleven days straight, the longest recorded period of time anyone has ever gone without… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
What is the sound of one hand clapping? What is the weight of a single grain of sand? The answer is equal… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Dala by som čokoľvek, keby na miesto toho, aby som bola stosedemdesiatpäť centimetrov vysokou princeznou s plochou hrudou, som mohla byť stošesťdesiaťpäť… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Or there's peer tutoring. Oh my god. I'm tutoring the cutest little second grader right now. I totally taught her how to… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Tassels," I said in disgust. Alex, too, was turned in his seat. "You guys," he said. "He's still moving." Disappointed, I said,… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“I hope you’re not planning on kicking me,” he said, not even bothering to look up from his book, “as hard as… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“She went to the most expensive private girls' school in Connecticut. All they taught her there was how to fold doilies." Pointedly… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“This,” Alaric explained to Sarah in what he thought was a kindly voice, “isn’t love you’re feeling. Only dopamine. Because Felix isn’t… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Yes, I'm sorry you won't be coming with us," Chloe said to Alex. "But please don't worry. I'm certain The Lord has… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“This resentment you feel toward Father Henrique is another example," Holtzman said. "What did the man ever do to you? Nothing. So… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“His hair, at first glance, appears merely dark, but upon closer inspection is actually many strands of chestnut brown, gold, and black.… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“KM: Yes. Mrs. Lopez, she's human. And you know, clearly, she'd like people to show some appreciation for her hard work. But… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Well,' I said. 'I could strip off my clothes and reveal to you that under my jeans and sweatshirt I'm actually wearing… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Hey!" Lauren Moffat's voice, sounding noticeably irritated, floated up to us. "What-ew! What's in my hair?" We all three ducked beneath our… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
And I like a good horror story as much as the next person so long as they kill off some men too and not… — Meg Cabot Copy Share
My family, they're story tellers. My mom is Irish, and my dad is Italian. In my family, we weren't allowed to watch TV while… — Meg Cabot Copy Share
Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear; The brave may not live forever… — Meg Cabot Copy Share
“No one has ever died of embarrassment-never, not once in the whole history of time.” — Meg Cabot Copy Share
What's the point? was my attitude. We're all just going to die and then NOT be let on the boat. — Meg Cabot Copy Share
Nikki "Brandon's never hurt anyone. He's competely sweet and adorable." I choked a little on the sip of sparkling water I'k just swallowed. If… — Meg Cabot Copy Share
“Of course it’s real, you bloody git,” Frank said to the young man behind the fruit cart, who had apparently questioned the legitimacy of… — Meg Cabot Copy Share
Strong female characters - even if they don't necessarily make the same decisions that we might - make such great narrative material, especially when… — Meg Cabot Copy Share
“Communication goes two ways. Somebody has to talk. And somebody has to listen.” — Meg Cabot Copy Share
“Cal: “I’m not presuming. I know exactly what you think about me. You think I’m an anal-retentive Armrest Nazi . . . an arrogant… — Meg Cabot Copy Share
High school sucks. People who say those were the best years of your life - those people are liars... Who wants the best years… — Meg Cabot Copy Share
And try to remember what we discussed, Susannah. A mediator is someone who helps others resolve conflicts. Not someone who, er, kicks them in… — Meg Cabot Copy Share
